I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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