This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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