Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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