remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Did we literally take a cab across the street
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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