He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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