PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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