I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I love you.
Bad choice
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