RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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