What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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