I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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