So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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