They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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