I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You're like the curious george of whores
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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