so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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