I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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