HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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