Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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