I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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