Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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