I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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