Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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