have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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