I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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