her vagine was all disorganized.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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