what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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