Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
this will be a night to untag.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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