I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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