My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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