You're completely useless in the revolution.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
please come you make the beer taste better
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
