ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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