but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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