I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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