my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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