if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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