carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Dignity is for republicans.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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