What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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