did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My hand turned me down
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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