oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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