I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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