well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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