My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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