Buhtt sex?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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