So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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