The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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