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please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...

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(407): please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet... http://tfl.nu/oufp

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I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.

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(214): I wish you were here to vomit in your hand. http://tfl.nu/my7z

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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me

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(607): You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me http://tfl.nu/ry9s

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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.

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(479): I had fun last night. We should have sex less often. http://tfl.nu/07uu

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(641): View more from Iowa

I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.

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Good thing spelling doesn't count.

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(641): I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test. (319): Good thing spelling doesn't count. http://tfl.nu/8f4i

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.

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(504): Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind. http://tfl.nu/yydb

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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.

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(253): I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs. http://tfl.nu/cszc

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(540): View more from Virginia

amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.

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(540): amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check. http://tfl.nu/o1ir

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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store

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(718): it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store http://tfl.nu/b87c

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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience

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(801): I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience http://tfl.nu/nrax

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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me

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(903): Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me http://tfl.nu/adub

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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.

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(+22): Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes. http://tfl.nu/gtep

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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.

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(270): No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife. http://tfl.nu/ovxt

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Did I run away from you last night?

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Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship

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(757): Did I run away from you last night? (240): Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship http://tfl.nu/2q6b

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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices

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(615): I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices http://tfl.nu/572b

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