I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.