You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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