There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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