Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(360): View more from Washington

Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?

Fav 10 881 2825
share tweet
(858): View more from California

Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.

(858): View more from California

i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents

Fav 19 936 2669
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(603): View more from New Hampshire

i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

we're no longer friends

Fav 10 1137 2994
share tweet
(708): View more from Illinois

Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash

Fav 6 3631 1279
share tweet
27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts
Read it at the TFLN blog
(603): View more from New Hampshire

I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.

Fav 23 1840 5188
share tweet
(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.

Fav 6 5887 1140
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(734): View more from Michigan

He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.

Fav 12 3499 1263
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(336): View more from North Carolina

i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me

Fav 6 1006 1554
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(819): View more from Quebec

I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain

Fav 3 70 126
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT