Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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