Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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