"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I wish you could order shots online.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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