Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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