So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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