I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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