his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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