May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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